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Definitely Not an Alien – Pullover Sweater (Skeptic Edition)
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Nik holds up a squirmy little alien by the scruff while Keirris kneels down, poking at a suspicious puddle of glowing green goo. The caption reads: “That’s not an alien. That’s Jeff from accounting.” This cozy pullover is for those who know that strange lights and weird sounds don’t always mean little green men—sometimes it’s just bad decisions and worse lighting.
Details:
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Heavyweight 8.5 oz cotton/poly fleece for maximum comfort
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Regular fit, ideal for chilly nights and late-night debunking
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Durable and soft—like your approach to conspiracy theories
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Perfect for skeptics, sci-fi fans, and people suspicious of Jeff
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Warning: May cause involuntary eye-rolls at every UFO story
More details
- 100% cotton-faced exterior made from a 65/35 cotton/polyester blend
- Charcoal Heather and Carbon Grey are 55% cotton, 45% polyester
- Heavyweight fabric: 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²)
- Regular fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: YDSM Store
- Email: contact@support.ydsmstore.ca
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Definitely Not an Alien – Pullover Sweater (Skeptic Edition) Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
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S
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27
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20
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23 1/2
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M
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28
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21
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24
|
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L
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29
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23
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24
|
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XL
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30
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25
|
24
|
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2XL
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31
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26 1/2
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24
|
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3XL
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32
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28
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24
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