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Dusty, Musty, Spooky Hoodie – Ghosts? Nah, Just Filthy Air Vents.

£49.70
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If it’s dusty, musty, and conveniently spooky, we’re bringing the vacuums—not the sage.

This heavyweight hoodie is for every skeptic who’s tired of calling dust “paranormal activity.” Featuring a crossbones-style vacuum emblem and a swirl of suspicious “orbs,” it’s the perfect uniform for those who clean up hauntings—literally and metaphorically.

Soft on the inside, sharp on the nonsense. Ideal for cold spots, basement investigations, or just reminding people that cobwebs aren’t evidence.

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  • 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester 
  • Charcoal Heather is 60% ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester
  • Carbon Grey is 55% ring-spun cotton, 45% polyester
  • Heavyweight fabric (8.5 oz)
  • Regular fit but can run a bit tight
  • Unisex sizing

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.